We stayed at a few Taj hotels last year in India, and they were all very nice. The one in Delhi is especially good. (Okay, so the website got a computer virus from their business centre, but the rooms were nice and the food was really good.)

Imagine my surprise upon finding this message from TajHotels.com in my inbox this morning:

Dear Guest,

This season, the Taj Palace offers you the perks of infidelity

The master chefs at work have engineered four spanking new menus, digging into culinary archives, throwing in a fistful of magic and plenty of oomph

Presenting you with a seductive range of culinary collectibles - each bearing the mark of the masters.

“Perks of infidelity” . . . okay . . . Only after you open the attached Powerpoint presentation do you see they left out a critical line:

For your palate to stray