Comments on: Dear Mr. President, did you get that letter I sent? http://jeffmatherphotography.com/dispatches/2006/07/dear_mr_preside/ The 9 to 5 Life of an International Playboy Thu, 08 Jan 2009 18:32:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.2 By: Fang http://jeffmatherphotography.com/dispatches/2006/07/dear_mr_preside/#comment-90 Fang Thu, 20 Jul 2006 13:57:30 +0000 http://jeffmatherphotography.com/dispatches/2006/07/dear_mr_preside/#comment-90 You're letting Bush off easy. I'M a dick; I'd like to think the President's rotttenness rises to a more illustrious level than mine, if only because he's an ignorant, callow, hypocritical coward with the force of arms to back up his dickery. Also, according to my friend Dave, as a liberal, you're expected to throw the F-Bomb around a little bit in your rants. I'll get you started, and I'll mix in a little Sam Kinison for flavor: "So I can reach no other conclusion than this: You are a fucking dick and should slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood." I swear, that feels so much better than a simple, unadorned "So I can reach no other conclusion than this: You are a dick." Don't let your education water down your wrath! You’re letting Bush off easy. I’M a dick; I’d like to think the President’s rotttenness rises to a more illustrious level than mine, if only because he’s an ignorant, callow, hypocritical coward with the force of arms to back up his dickery.

Also, according to my friend Dave, as a liberal, you’re expected to throw the F-Bomb around a little bit in your rants. I’ll get you started, and I’ll mix in a little Sam Kinison for flavor:

“So I can reach no other conclusion than this: You are a fucking dick and should slide under a gas truck and taste your own blood.”

I swear, that feels so much better than a simple, unadorned “So I can reach no other conclusion than this: You are a dick.” Don’t let your education water down your wrath!

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