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Diabetes Swims with the Fishes

This post is part of February’s DSMA Blog Carnival.

I feel like I’ve done a lot of great things despite having diabetes. I’ve gone many places and had some wonderful experiences, but I think the most awesome thing I’ve done despite having diabetes is snorkeling on the Great Barrier Reef.

Great Barrier Reef

From the very beginning, when we started planning last year’s trip to Australia, we knew that we wanted to go to the Reef. And almost as soon, I started worrying about how my diabetes would affect our plans — just a little bit. Would I be able to swim without going hypo? How would I handle insulin delivery while I’m in the water or on the beach? Should I take some Lantus with me for the beach/reef part of our trip? Would the tour operators let me swim with diabetes? I hadn’t gone swimming in so long, and I had no idea whether I would even be strong enough to do it.

So we went to the pool three times a week, and I went from almost being unable to swim in September to swimming a mile each Saturday in April. My BGs weren’t so awesome before swimming, and I dropped like a rock during my evening visits to the pool. But I figured I would be conservative when we went to the Reef, and I decided to hope for the best, trusting in the months of swim+insulin practice.

Despite some dicey weather on the way from Cairns to Flynn Reef — we had high seas driven by 20 knot winds that led most people onboard to get very green (or worse) — we had a great time. The water was so warm, the coral was so intricate, and the fish! The fish were amazing. There were so many colorful varieties and so many of each kind. They were everywhere! We saw parrotfish, angelfish, clown anemone fish, and an enormous wrasse . . . just to name a few. At the second site of the day, we saw a giant clam and a sea turtle, which swam around at incredible speed. It was just so cool to swim over the top of the coral pedestal and then look down to see it drop away dozens of feet into the darkness.

When it comes right down to it, the reef was one of the most amazing experiences I’ve ever had, and it came as part of one of the most wonderful trips that I’ve ever taken. Ultimately, diabetes played only the smallest role; my blood sugar was a little high the second time I got out of the water, but I didn’t really feel like it slowed me down at all. And that’s the way it should be.

Here are a whole bunch of photos from our time on the Reef. Enjoy!

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Blurb Book Review

The photo book we designed and printed using Blurb arrived today. We both really like it! After all, it’s a bound book of our photographs. What’s not to love?

What’s that? You want something more nuanced? You want to know how it compares to fine art books and prints? You want me to critically evaluate the Blurb book itself? Okay, but just remember that it was (a) my first book from Blurb, (b) something that we did in an afternoon, and (c) something I could probably do better on my second go. Oh yeah, and I’m a fastidious perfectionist.

First off, let’s just get this one thing out of the way: The book is not equal in quality to a fine art photography book printed by Aperture, Steidl, Phaidon, etc. Those books appear to have finer resolution, better color, and higher production requirements. Then again they’re printed in much larger runs with lots of proofing all along the way. Okay, now that the obvious is out of the way, what did I really like?

  • The cover looks beautiful. I think it’s slightly higher quality than the inside pages.
  • The colors are quite good, even for a non-color-managed workflow. I know better than to compare the colors of the print to my monitor, but the colors match my memory and the gamut is decent. (They explicitly say they aren’t using an ICC workflow but seem to expect sRGB input.)
  • The paper is nice. We used the slightly more expensive “premium lustre” paper.
  • The binding is quite good.

What’s on the other side of the ledger?

  • The halftone pattern is occasionally rather obvious, especially in continuous tone areas (such as the sky or clothing).
  • Some of the skies look a bit splotchy. (It’s subtle, but still . . .) I can’t tell if some noise is getting sharpened or if there are compression artifacts during upload. Perhaps it’s something else.

Next time around — and there will be a next time, I’m sure — I’m going to pay more attention to my output sharpening, image dimensions, and compression settings. (It’s testament to the quality of Blurb that you can get a good quality book on the first try without using any of the information in the support forum.)

It’s definitely a good value. And I love our book.

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Australia, The Home Movie

I finally uploaded the video that I made from our trip to Australia. Lisa and I hope you enjoy it. (Be sure to set the playback resolution to at least 480p.)

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Bookmaker

Blurb upload dialog

Yesterday — both before and after we went to the opening — Lisa and I created a photo book that’s about to be printed via Blurb. If you discount the A-B-C’s book I wrote and illustrated in kindergarten, it’s the first book I’ve made. I print a fair bit, enjoy typography, and love photo books.* Despite loving photo books, this will be my first.

Lisa and I took some of our favorite photographs from our trip to Australia and built a book using Blurb’s BookSmart tool. It was pretty easy and very customizable — albeit a bit clunky if you want to make a lot of edits — and a lot less “cute” than what Snapfish offered. (You can even use Adobe InDesign or another tool, if you want.) I’m certainly hoping that the photos in the book look great . . . at least as good as mass-market photography monographs. If they do, I’ll probably make one containing some of my “arty” photographs.


* — I could easily amass tens of thousands of dollars of credit card debt buying photography monographs and exhibition catalogs. So it’s best that I don’t look too much at Amazon, otherwise my photography wish list would probably include the whole art and photography section.

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Aussie Photos

We’ve been back for a while, and I’m occasionally reminded that I haven’t posted all of the photographs from our trip. Here they are! Ironically, I got sidetracked by the process of selecting and printing photographs, some of them you can see here. Almost all of those photos are in a Flickr collection.

Short on time? View the abridged set of 130+ photographs.

As an overview, here’s a day-by-day view of our trip:

Day -4: Packing for the trip Day -3: Packed for the trip Day 0: Leaving Boston ... in a limo
Day 1: Over the Pacific Day 2: Hyde Park, Sydney Day 3: Taronga Zoo
Day 4: Sydney Aquarium Day 5: Darwin Sunset Day 6: Wangi Falls, Litchfield NP
Day 7: Swimming below Florence Falls, Litchfield NP Day 8: Mimi Spirit, Kakadu NP Day 9: Yellow Water Bilabong, Kakadu NP
Day 10: Katherine Gorge, Nitmiluk NP Day 11: Daly Waters Pub Day 12: Devils Marbles, NT
Day 13: Ghost gum tree and sandstone, Watarrka NP Day 14: Kings Canyon, Watarrka NP Day 15: Uluṟu (Ayers Rock)
Day 16: Valley of the Winds, Uluṟu-Kata Tjuṯa NP Day 17: Sunrise in Uluṟu-Kata Tjuṯa NP Day 18: Lisa with an olive python, Alice Springs Reptile Centre
Day 19: Thorny devil, Alice Springs Desert Park Day 20: Frolicking in the surf of Trinity Beach, Queensland Day 21: Mossman Gorge, Daintree NP
Day 22: Flynn Reef, Great Barrier Reef Day 23: Trinity Beach Day 24: Australina Butterfly Sanctuary, Kuranda
Day 25: Crocodile, Cairns Tropical Zoo Day 26: Sydney Harbour Bridge Day 27: Watson's Bay, Sydney
Day 28: View of our plane as we leave Australia Day after: A month's worth of mail

The Narrative:

Some other experiences:

You can also read about our trip.

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Salt – Lake Eyre by Murray Fredericks

On the return flight from Sydney to Los Angeles, I watched a lot of television and film: “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding,” “Invictus,” “Wog Boy 2: Kings of Mykonos,” etc. Two documentaries really stuck in my mind, though.

I have much more to say about the first of them — “Contact” tells about the most recent (and probably last) “first encounter” between an Indigenous Australian group and white Australians in 1964 — but I need to mull it over some more. While I do, you can get the backstory from the London Sunday Times.

Salt,” another Australian documentary from 2009, shows the creative process of photographer Murray Fredericks. Briefly: He bikes to the center of Lake Eyre, a vast, flat, (mostly) dry lake in South Australia; he sets up camp and a couple of cameras; he waits for the light to be just right; and then he makes a few 8×10″ film exposures. “Just right” depends on the weather and — it would seem — Fredericks’ mood. Sometimes the horizon is a crisp cut between sky and land, other times a mirror. Occasionally the horizon dissolves into nothing more than just another subtle tone between land and sky.

The photographs from his years of trips to the desert lake end the documentary, and they are truly spectacular landscapes. Many of them are on his website, which is definitely worth a look. For even more of his work, see the article at Mecha Fushigi. Here are a couple you can enjoy now:



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At Once Familiar and Strange

“Whole tribes of plants which first seem familiar prove on a nearer examination, total strangers . . and not only the species that present themselves are new, but most of the genera, and even natural orders.” — Botanist Sir James Smith (1759-1828) quoted in Ann Moyal’s Platypus (2001, Allen & Unwin)

Indeed, that pretty much sums up Australia . . and not only the plants.

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Aussie Photos – Part 4 (Birds)

Bush stone-curlew

Lisa and I are not birders. We like birds — mostly the pretty or unusual ones — and we frequently take snapshots of the birds we see while traveling. But we don’t have “life lists” of birds that we’ve seen. Nor do we make trips to places to see or photograph birds. There’s nothing wrong with that, of course; it’s just not our thing.

So it was a little surprising that sometime during the first week we found ourselves keeping a list of the birds that we saw. And we photographed as many of the varieties that we could see, too. (Though that was mostly so we could identify the bird once we got back to our field guide.) We’re still not birders, but I think we both know a whole lot more about birds than we did a couple months ago.

We identified close to 60 different species of birds in the wild, and there are a few that we photographed which we still haven’t been able to identify. We also visited a few zoos where we saw many more birds, beautiful and strange with voices that didn’t seem to fit the body making them.

You can see a whole bunch of these birds on Flickr. Some of them will never make National Geographic or Audubon, but we hope you’ll take a gander anyway.

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Australia Wants to Kill You (Aussie Photos – Part 3)

As we were preparing for our trip, we kept reading about all of the ways that we could die in Australia. Little did we know how many things could kill us there. Fortunately for us and the other foreign tourists, Australia is full of helpful warning signs.

We’ve posted a small sampling to Flickr.

Saltwater crocodile with Jeff Mather at the Cairns Tropical Zoo

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Aussie Photos – Part 2

Painting by Raymond Walters Japanangka Garlic Bread at Oscar's in Alice Springs

The first themed sets of photographs from our trip to Australia are now on Flickr:

More are on the way soon!

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Where are the Pictures?

“Jeff, where are the pictures? We want to see what you saw. You’ve been back twelve days; how long can it take?”

Once upon a time — you might even remember when — going on vacation meant waiting . . . and waiting . . . for photographs to come back from the lab. I would put exposed rolls of 36-exposure slide film into mailers, write my name on the return label, affix postage, go to a mailbox, and hope nothing got lost or poorly processed. That wasn’t exactly fast; I didn’t even start to get nervous until two weeks after sending my film away. After getting the slides back, I would open them right away to find the very best ones. Was there anybody who could wait a long time to see their photographs?

Eventually, I would put as many slides as I could on my big lightbox and cull the overexposed, underexposed, out-of-focus, blurry, and plain-ole uninteresting ones. I suspect I kept a larger number of the “uninteresting” ones than I should. I have a big box in the closet of slides, just in case they might be more interesting to me after I’ve gotten over the initial disappointment of them not mirroring the memory I had in my mind of the scene. Of course, they’re in there with a whole bunch of slides that I haven’t properly sorted yet. The process of culling — when I did it right away — would take a while. Adding information to the slide about where the scene was and when I made the exposure, that made the process take even longer.

Back then a really, really big haul of photographs was fifteen rolls of film, or about 550 slides. Because I bracketed my exposures, about 1/2 of those could just be thrown out without looking too closely; they were obviously the wrong exposure, and film was unforgiving. A two-week photography vacation could be pared down to about 250 slides. The best of these (maybe 10-20%) found their way into clear, archival sleeves that still hang in my filing cabinet. Over the following weeks or months, I scanned the very, very best of these. It took a while because getting one slide ready for the web or print usually took me about 30 minutes to an hour. And if there was one that I really liked? I seem to remember working on one particular photograph from Ipswich for six hours spread over a few evenings.

But that was then. . . .

I no longer need to bracket my exposures with my dSLR. Instead, I have almost instant feedback, leading me to press the shutter another two or three times until what I see is what I want. Unless they’re patently bad, I don’t always delete the other photographs off my camera, preferring to see what they look like on a better display and wondering whether it’s possible to use the tools in the develop module in Lightroom to turn a middling photo into a better one. Furthermore, since Lisa and I go the same places together, we tend to come back with two slightly different interpretations of the same scenes. Plus, we had some amazing experiences and saw some beautiful scenery; we find each other very photogenic; and snapping away is just so mindlessly effortless.

Add it all up: We came back from Australia with 5,900 photographs from three cameras.

We’ve been sorting through these — picking, culling, cropping, adjusting RAW conversions, and adding metadata to help us with sorting. We don’t usually do this while we’re on our trips — though I know lots of people who do — for a couple of reasons. First off, our little 10″ netbook made a convenient place to store the photos, but it wasn’t powerful at all, and the monitor had a distinctly blue cast. But more to the point, we had a lot of other stuff to do on our vacation: reading, swimming, walking around, watching “Master Chef Australia,” spending lots of time at restaurants, etc. So while I did spend about eight hours of our trans-Pacific flight adding metadata and while we did look through the photos during the trip to help identify the 55 new-to-us bird species we saw, we didn’t really spend much more time than what it took to download the photographs and to pick one a day to post to Facebook.

Late yesterday evening, we finally finished the first pass through the 5,900 photos from the trip. We deleted about a thousand photographs and picked an equal number that we liked well enough to say that we liked them. Some of those are duplicates, and we need to make another pass through those 1,010 to whittle the collection down to a number that we would consider sharing. We’ve already decided that we need to present them in themed groups, since we don’t expect anyone — even the people who love us — wants to click through that many pictures; and no one would really get much out of such an enormous collection anyway. After that, we need to select a key set of photographs that we can share with people as totems of our trip.

So, have patience, little grasshoppers. We’ll post pictures very soon.

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Goodbye to Jet Lag

They say — whoever They are — that to recover from jet lag it takes about a day for every hour of time difference. I think that They might be right. This morning we’ve been home for ten days, and Lisa and I believe that our biological clocks might finally be in sync with the sun here in New England.

Over the weekend, we went to the Mount Washington Hotel in Bretton Woods, New Hampshire, for a company outing. It felt a bit like we were still on vacation, as if the four days at work were just a temporary stop between Australia and the White Mountains.

But, no. Today I was back at work. And I feel really productive, since I recognize that my recent vacation (to a certain extent) and the Mount Washington trip (to a much greater one) were possible because of my awesome employer.

I’m working on a longer recap post about Australia, but until then, here are a handful of things I miss about Australia:

  • Master Chef Australia
  • Bacon on everything
  • Good bread — seriously!
  • Going to the beach
  • Fashionable people in Sydney
  • Airport security experiences that make sense
  • The cool temperatures
  • Long restaurant outings
  • Mövenpick ice cream
  • Colorful birds
  • AC power outlets that switch off at the wall
  • Half- or full-flush toilets
  • Really great blood glucose readings
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Diabetes and the Aussie Adventure

We’re back from Australia — have been for about 30 hours. That, coincidentally, is about how long our Friday was. As always, the first night we slept soundly due to being completely wiped out by the trip home; but the second night (last night) the jet lag hit. Usually, I have a loud soundtrack going through my head the moment that I wake up too early after a trans-oceanic flight; but this morning it was a small murder of crows that woke me up, and then the soundtrack kicked in once they moved on:

As I write these lines, I’m “watching” the Tour de France prologue and waiting for my temporary basal insulin rate to kick in, since I’m going to go for a run in a few minutes. This will be my first since Alice Springs about three weeks ago. That morning was cold! So cold — 3ºC — that I could see my breath, shivered whenever I stopped to photograph birds or whatnot, and wished that I’d brought a long-sleeve running shirt. (Today we’re supposed to have big-time summer heat at home. Lisa is already out for a walk, not having slept at all overnight.) Despite the lack of running, I managed to lose weight on vacation — though I was quite surprised to see the number of the scale. We’ll see how much all of that hiking and walking has helped with my muscle tone and how much “outback lunch” has hurt.*

Testing in Watarrka NP, Australia

Testing in Kata Tjuṯa


Time passes . . . Running went well. No jiggly-ness in places where there shouldn’t be. No gasping for breath. No sluggishness. No hypos or high blood glucose readings. Those are all good signs. I guess we did manage to keep active on our trip, probably more throughout each day than we typically would have been sitting in front of our computers at work.

All that activity wasn’t enough to reach blood-sugar nirvana right off the bat, though. In fact, it was kind of a weird diabetes trip, all things considered.

First off, I’ll get a confession out of the way. I’m pretty obsessive when it comes to traveling with diabetes. I carry almost twice as many supplies as I’m going to need, and I worry that I’m going to forget stuff.

I bring more supplies (even though they take up a ridiculous amount of space) because I almost ran out of infusion sets in Chicago in 2003 when I got a bunch that I just couldn’t get to work and had to keep changing them until on the morning of my return I was contemplating how to give small amounts of insulin by syringe for the next ten hours.

Diabetes Supplies

Diabetes Supplies

And I worry about forgetting supplies because in the past I (a) left my meter at home at the beginning of a two-week road trip and had to buy a new one in Milford, CT, (b) I left my insulin in the minibar fridge in Shimla, India and was lucky enough to have one of the hotel staff track me down on my way to the railway station, and (c) I didn’t bring a quite enough insulin with me on an unexpected trip to Kansas last year.

So I obsessively carry lots of stuff with me. On this trip that really came through for me.

See, my pump broke in the middle of nowhere in the Northern Territory of Australia about three weeks ago. Yup that’s right: dead. A button on the controller got stuck, and that was enough to cause the pump to give up the ghost.

This isn’t the first time this particular error — “Button Error” — has happened to me. In fact, it happened about a year ago. In the US, this is an annoyance: Call Minimed, explain the problem, have a new pump the next day. In the interim, I’ve used my older Minimed 511 pump. (It uses all of the same supplies and is mine to keep because my health insurance system lets me get a new one every five years or so; and Minimed is eager to help me get the latest model.) It’s a pain, but it could be much worse.

But in the Outback in Australia. In a campervan. Without a fixed itinerary, without my own phone, without the Internet. It’s a bit more difficult. I had my backup plan, but it was now only one failure away from EPIC failure. My safety net needed me to do something. Fortunately, I had three things going for me:

  1. I brought a backup pump.
  2. I had the foresight to bring the list of Medtronic Minimed distributor phone numbers that comes in every box of supplies.
  3. I have a naturally sunny and charming disposition. Okay, that’s a bit of a stretch, but I wait to freak out until after I’ve taken charge of the situation.

Getting a replacement pump in Australia is not the same 24-hour experience as it is in the USA. First, dial Medtronic Minimed from a pay phone. Hang up. Deposit 50 cents. Dial Medtronic Minimed. Tell them I’m in the Northern Territory. Hang up. Dial the free call number (1800 777 808). Listen to crappy hold music. Get connected to US Minimed tech support. Explain the problem. Tell them I’m in the Northern Territory. Get put on hold. Listen to more crappy hold music. Give them the location of my next fixed address in Alice Springs in a week. Tell them to have the Australian office leave a message on my home voice mail (which we were checking via Skype when we had Internet access) if they need to.

Me in a phone booth calling Minimed in Australia

A week later, show up in Alice Springs. Find no pump at the hotel. Get on Skype with the Aussie office of Minimed. “Your pump left Hawaii this morning. It should be there in a few days when you return to the same hotel after going to Watarrka and Uluṟu.” Go to Watarrka and Uluṟu. Pick up new pump about two weeks after it failed. Program all of the settings that I had (fortunately) written down on an index card I keep with my meter… you know, just in case. E-mail nice dude at Aussie Minimed to ask what to do with the broken pump. Put the pump in my luggage as a souvenir until I get home.

Swapping out the pump

My 'new' pump

So what did we learn for the next time?

  • Assume that a pump is going to fail at some point. Over the last decade, I’ve had at least two fail with the “Button Error” locking failure and one fail with a motor sensor problem.**
  • Carrying a backup pump is a necessity (if you have one).
  • When leaving the country, bring along Lantus or some other kind of long-acting insulin as the backup plan for the backup plan.
  • Carry manufacturer contact info.
  • Wait until you get to the US (or home) before contacting Minimed about getting a replacement pump. I suspect supplies would be easier to get if they got lost, etc.

Other than that, diabetes didn’t really affect my trip any more than normal. Hiking and swimming are things we do frequently, and I managed the trip to the Great Barrier Reef pretty well. I probably could have used a little more insulin before disconnecting my pump and putting on my wetsuit; that’s good to know for next time, but this was the first time, and I feel it was a good trade-off.

112 mg/dL reading at the beach

Not exercising and changing my diet and eating schedule exposed a few problems with my basals . . . or at least required some changes. After those changes, I did pretty well for the rest of the trip. Sitting on a plane for long periods of time is going to suck for so many reasons, so just increase every bolus insulin dose 10% and hope for the best.

Now it’s late, and I’m hoping for a bit more sleep tonight. Wish me luck!


* — Remember, “outback lunch” = ice cream + chips/crisps + Diet Coke + optional Oreo cookies.

** — I suspect, but cannot prove, that this is related to water getting into microscopic fractures in the pump casing. I try to keep the pump dry, but I’ve noticed it twice after steamy summer exercise sessions. So I’m trying harder to keep the new one in a less humid environment, putting it in a plastic zippy bag when I run or ride and keeping it out of the steamy bathroom when I shower. We’ll see. Let’s hope the FDA takes notice.

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Uluṟu Sunset

Well, I finally made it work. After striking out with the PC — more like deciding I didn’t want to stay up all night on vacation searching for Windows software to make the video — I fired up iMovie HD earlier this evening and (eventually) built the video below from 83 still photos from the 19th of June.

You can read all about our awesome Aussie adventure:

Photos are on the way posted. Diabetes down under, too!

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North Queensland and the Great Barrier Reef

I’m ignoring the fact that we’re ending the last week of our vacation. We’ve been having too good of a time to think about that. Besides, we don’t have to go back to work for about six more days — because of the date-line and the long holiday weekend. The truth is, we were having far too much fun on the beach to really think more than a half-day ahead anyway.

Since the last post about our Aussie adventure, we’ve returned to and left Alice Springs for the sunny Queensland coast. The Alice (as they call it here) was even more enjoyable the second time around. We visited a bunch of aboriginal art galleries and a gem/opal store or two, bought souvenirs of the cheap and expensive varieties, and generally enjoyed the cool weather. (Although it’s never too cold for ice cream, I could see my breath on an early morning run.) We also took in a few of the local attractions: the Reptile Centre, the Desert Park, and the National Road Transport Hall of Fame and museum. That last one was kind of a whim on the way to the airport. They love them some over-the-road drivers in the center of Australia.

We’ve been in Trinity Beach — one of the “Northern Beaches” hamlets of Cairns — for the better part of a week, and I think we’ve been in the Coral Sea just about every day. It’s winter here; we watched the sun rise over Uluṟu and Kata Tjuṯa on the 21st. But the water is still warmer than the Milford High School pool, where we swam all throughout the autumn and winter in the northern hemisphere. In fact, the water temperature is about 25°C (roughly 75°F) which is the warmest water I think I’ve ever swam in. And the air temperature is a few degrees warmer still, so lying about on the beach post-swim is really great, too. It’s heavenly, and I don’t really want to leave*. (We’re renting an apartment just a minute’s walk from the beach, so it almost feels like we live here.)

We’ve done a bit more than lying around on the beach and frolicking in the ocean. One day we drove our tiny rental car northward toward Cape Tribulation. It’s one of the few places in the world where the rainforest, the ocean, and a coral reef all meet in one place. (Captain Cook renamed it that after the Endeavour ran afoul of the reef there. I’m really going to have to read more about his scientific/colonial journeys in the southern seas.) It’s also where we learned that Queensland drivers can be complete jerk-faces; “When the roads get more twisty, there will be fewer police, so we can drive as fast and as rudely as possible.” Someone passed me in a right-turn lane while someone was turning right in it. And it wasn’t like I was going slowly — I live in Massachusetts, after all.

But anyway. There’s one great leveler of drivers: the ferry. After hiking around Mossman Gorge and then crossing the Daintree River (via ferry) we meandered our way up to Cape Tribulation. stopping here and there to stroll on the beaches and walk along boardwalks through the rainforest. On one of these walks, we saw two cassowaries. The cassowary is a large, flightless bird. It’s also endangered and (allegedly) rare. Their rarity is belied by the fact that there are signs all along the Cook Highway and into the Atherton Tablelands warning drivers about hitting them. We kept a wary eye on the road, but saw nothing. But on our first Cape Trib walk we were surprised to see a large bird — taller than us — walk out of the undergrowth and then another juvenile bird follow it. Many a sign had warned us that they were dangerous, so we were cautious around them. It was only later that we learned they have a “dagger-like middle claw” that they will use when threatened.

We survived unscathed and were ready to try our luck the next day on the Great Barrier Reef. I’m sure we’ve all seen the pictures of the Reef. There’s Jacques Cousteau / Steve Zissou diving down into the depths to see vibrantly colored fish, intricate corals, man-sized bivalves, and man-eating sharks. Okay, maybe I’m showing my age. At the very least, we’ve all seen “Finding Nemo” or been to a pet store with tropical fish. Beautiful fish with incredible details that I would surely kill within weeks of bringing them home. But in the wild . . . well, I was just giddy with anticipation of seeing them.** We swam all winter so that we would (1) look good(ish) on the beach and (2) not drown on the Great Barrier Reef.

The Great Barrier Reef was (to put it mildly) one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen. While each portion of the reef is relatively small, it’s extremely large in its entirety. And we barely explored the two sections that we visited***. I wasn’t expecting it to be quite so awe-inspiring. I thought that (like the cassowary) the wildlife would be hiding. That we would see the coral jungle but that we would have to search for the fish. But no, there they were, the vibrant parrotfish and the enormous 3-foot long stubby blue fish and (yes) even Nemo, as all clownfish are now called, even by the dive crew. And the coral itself, far from the white, chalky stuff I saw in my grandparent’s Iowa home, was delicate and colorful and amazing. It was, without a doubt, worth the moderately rough seas to get there.

Snorkeling was both easier and more difficult than I had expected. Breathing was easy. Diabetes was (for once) easy. Keeping the water out of my face mask (after I got one that fit) was easy. And at our first destination, the waters were shallow. We could see sandy bottoms just beyond the coral pedestals. I probably didn’t need the pool noodles — don’t judge me! — that made staying lazily afloat so easy. But swimming through the current caused by the waves breaking on the leading edge of the reef (where the Pacific Ocean becomes the Coral Sea) was much harder than I had expected. It was difficult staying connected with Lisa on that first go. So the awesome “Hey look at that!” experience we had expected didn’t materialize. But it did on the second dive, when the pedestals were far more pronounced and we pointed out to each other green sea turtles and giant clams and vibrant fish (whose names I still don’t know). Because the tide was going out, the water over the reef was quite a bit lower than before, and we almost beached ourselves when the current moved us over the top of the coral itself. (It’s good to know that those core muscles I developed while swimming hadn’t atrophied too badly over the spring and the three weeks of “laziness” in Australia.)

After the reef, you might think the beach just outside our apartment would be a bit of a let down. But very little on this trip has been disappointing. (Except maybe Darwin.) There’s something so wonderful about frolicking about in the warm salt water and then getting out and lazing about on a beach towel, watching the fellow beach-goers and reading what passes for journalism in this country. (I also started reading my book about the great Australian hoax platypuses.) As I mentioned earlier, the water is warm, as is the sun. The Trinity Beach is very family friendly but garners a good number of people of all ages, and it was never overly crowded or empty during the daylight hours. (Lisa even said that yesterday she saw some topless sunbathers as we were driving back to our place from the zoo, but I think she might just have been teasing me. She claims otherwise, but I, sadly, did not see them.)

Beyond having a nice, quiet beach, Trinity Beach is quite conveniently located. You aren’t located in the steamy heart of Cairns itself, which can be kind of a tourist trap, but you’re close enough — only 15-20 minutes driving — that you can go in to enjoy a good dinner and dessert or to watch “Toy Story 3″ or to engage in people-watching. You’re close to the zoo and to the cooler weather of the Tablelands. And you don’t have to deal with all the crazy drivers going to and from Port Douglas or Kuranda — unless you want to.

But now, we’re almost on our way home and (eventually) back to work. I guess we work so that we can have the chance to take these awesome vacations, but I wish it could last just a little bit longer.


* — I wrote about half this post in Trinity Beach and the other half on the flight from Cairns to Sydney.

** — I don’t have a “life list” or “bucket list” or whatever you want to call it. But I do have a ton of lists of things that I might consider doing or places that I would want to visit, along with a much shorter, very selective list of things that I’ll go out of my way to do. So far this trip, I’ve been able to snorkel the Great Barrier Reef, swim in the Pacific Ocean, go to Kakadu, and see Uluṟu.

*** — We had a fast — but uncomfortably long — cruise out to Flynn Reef. The winds were blowing 20-25 knots, with three meter swells once we cleared land. I’ve never been sea-sick (touch wood), but about one third of the people on our boat were following the instructions at the bottom of the brown paper bags the crew was handing out when needed. I could tell that the man who was sweating profusely before we left the pier was going to need one, along with the hipster-looking guy who was green. (I’ve never seen a person that color before.) I was a little surprised that Lisa succumbed to the motion of the ocean, but she was one of the last people. If we hadn’t been going out to the farthest edge of the reef — if the cruise out had been twenty minutes shorter — she would have been ship-shape inside and out. But it didn’t put too much of a damper on our day.

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